'Too Many Poets'

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I've been eating fish for ages.
I've been losing weight to gain.
I've been hurling peat, wish it was meat.
And I ate too much again.

Well I'll take another fork.
Of that tender juicy pork.
And I'll take another stake
In that gooey piece of cake.

C'mon waiter fill my plate up!
Call my doctor's shame.
I've been gaining weight like heads of state.
And I ate too much again.

Well I really oughta stop.
Cause my belt's about to pop.
But I'll take another bite.
Even though my shirt's too tight.

(masurka solo in F# minor inserted)

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