Key to authors' pseudonyms
Got the biscuit, got the fish
Dip the biscuit, make a wish.
Got the fishstick, got the cheese
Such a big wheel
Eats with ease.
Got the wrong slice of the cheese
Got the wrong fish, caught with ease.
Got the thin slice of the wheel.
Gonna shag with Emma Peel.
Biscuit, cheese wheel, cheese wheel ...