Key to authors' pseudonyms
I was tryin, not to win
Drink the booze and live in sin
I was right there, in your face
Trying hard to fall from grace
I was crocked on tea and rice.
Saki's good and twice as nice.
I was sinning left and right.
Kick your arse and take a bite.
Old Mold, nasty smell
Take a sniff, go straight to hell
Old Mold, twice as tart
Have a wiff, the seas will part.