'Too Many Poets'

Key to authors' pseudonyms

Mexican food is killing my colon
Intestinal tract distended and swollen
Take an x-ray, get the stethoscope,
Probably just keys in my kaleidoscope
Doctor tells me it's a case of colitis
Pile it on top of month-old bronchitis

Think I need to change my diet
Gaseous fumes going to cause a riot
My insides turning inside-out
Think I ate some tainted trout
Or been stung by a thousand stingers
Grasping Alka-Seltzer with extended fingers

Wanna go see the pope
To give me some hope
Where's my soap-on-a-rope?
Gonna smoke me some dope.

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