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Christmas Quizzes 2017–2018

Question of the Day : 5 January


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  Henry Spinetti | BJ Wilson | Trades Descriptions Act | Procol 40th Party | Bootlegs | 2007 gigs
 
Tonight's topic is   Ah … we now have the tracklisting for the dodgy CD mentioned the other day

 

... so tonight's 'questions' are actually suggested wordings – lines of attack, if you like – that can be used by the judge who will preside over the inevitable lawsuit.
 
The answer is of course   'We are guilty as charged, your Honour'
 

Choose the question below that is most applicable to the answer above. Make a note of the Question Number
 
Q12a
 
 


Are you aware that you have violated the Trades Descriptions Act, either deliberately or accidentally, in that Missing Persons – the Brooker/Reid song, not the Brooker solo song of almost the same title – was only ever performed at BtP's 40th Birthday Party for Procol Harum in MMVII, and never heard again in live concerts, especially not on the MMXVII tour?
 

Q12b  


Do you admit that you have circulated an illegal CD whose music consists of Henry Spinetti playing drum solos over original BJ Wilson percussion tracks that have been extracted – without the written permission of the owner of the material – from the original recordings of each song specified?
 

Q12c  


How can you and your associates have omitted to credit Procol Harum on this bootleg CD? I put it to you that your thinking is simply that ‘Procol Harum’ has an LAV [LAVs are Line-Average Values: work these out for each line by assigning a numerical value to each letter in the line (a=1, b=2, etc), adding those values up, and dividing the result by the number of letters in the line … for example, ‘dog’ > 4+15+7 = 26, divided by 3 = 8.666 … which is therefore the LAV] that contains a decimal, whereas your deluded reasoning was that every line printed on the artwork should have an LAV that is a whole number, an integer; this idiotic principle underlies not just the extremely perverse and unsatisfactory choice of songs, but also the irrelevant people – known mononymically, by their surnames – who are depicted
 


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